I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The […]
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I just want to know what the Director/Writer Shawn Allen was doing when he came up with the idea for Paragods . . . I wish I was there. Paragods is one of the funniest shows I have ever seen, and it hasn’t even been released yet. In their own words: “Think of us […]
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Running for President may not be fun, but it can be funny. I just am tired of listening to debates about the serious issues in this campaign. So I searched down our voters who take a lighter approach to the election. Check it out.
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Its all fun and games in football. Here are a couple funny vids to lighten your sports day.
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Thanks for sharing Vincent W: Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: ‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner […]
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Its tough getting old. Here are some pictures that make getting old, a little bit more fun.
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Ok, Friday and the long Memorial Day Weekend are almost here. This will help you get through Thursday. You just never know what might happen next time you go out for a quiet cup of coffee! See what happens when the guy on the bike presses the red button ……..
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A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The […]
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’ His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning […]
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Check out these commercials for the new Suburban trunk monkey.
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Found this great article on the strange behavior of some of the greatest Jazz Musicians, written by Chris May from “All About Jazz”. According to Chris . . . Some of the 20th century’s greatest eccentrics were jazz musicians. That is no surprise, given the link which psychologists long ago suggested exists between creative thinking […]
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, ‘Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.’ The Mexican opened […]
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Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, ‘We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!’ So they enter heaven, and sure enough, There are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, […]
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Being the middle child of a dysfunctional family and child of the 90s this is one of things that really hit home. I can honestly say that on various occasions I have ascended to the level, of a super saiyan. Prior to that I shit my pants from all the blood curdling screaming. Our friend […]
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Everyone has an opinion these days. I remember when Rosie ODonnell was that inspiring funny comedian out of Long Island, NY. Then she became a critic on Donald Trump and others. I don’t know, I loved her as the original Rosie ODonnell. Then I watch a video about George Carlin on the […]
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Once you finish watching this video you’ll realize that this is obviously an advertisement for LG… and a damn good one. Check out how this guy ‘steals’ a new thin LG 42″ plasma and make sure you look at the bottom right hand corner at the end of the video. Pretty cool!
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And we are back with the funniest pic online today! Happy 2012 to all of you. We hope News Burner continues to be your first choice for online entertainment and news. Just as we did last year, every Wednesday (ok… almost every Wednesday) we bring you five of the most chuckle inducing images you can […]
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Thank you Carol Kelly, member of Twilight Gypsy, for explaining and showing me why some men need a woman to supervise their activities. Come on, it looks like fun to me. A little redneck heaven won’t hurt you. Scroll down for more pictures to see what these guys do when their woman leaves the […]
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The Rodfree household hates Christmas wrapping. It’s a pain to do, serves no purposes, and you can get the same effect with a stupid ribbon on top of a gift. As video number 9 on this voyage towards Christmas Day 2011, we have the ultimate Wrapping Prank. Colt comes home after the holidays to find […]
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Thank the maker that Tuesday is long gone and Hump Day is upon us. Once again we at News Burner bring you the finest in funny pictures from the world wide web. Take a load off, relax, give your boss the finger and enjoy another edition of Much Needed Funny Pic Wednesday.
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I hate Tuesdays. I despise Tuesdays because they remind me that yesterday was only Monday and that tomorrow is only Wednesday. Tuesdays let me know that I have 3 3/4 more work days to deal with… and that, my friends truly sucks the life out of me. This is why I post these Demotivational Tuesday […]
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Flip Wilson was proclaimed TV’s first black superstar. (1933 – 1998). Admired by such great comedians like Red Foxx, Flip (born Clerow Wilson Jr.), got his start in the ’70’s on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson & Ed Sullivan Show. Flip finally got his own show on NBC, “The Flip Wilson Show” […]
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We all love blooper reels. They are fun, surprising, and add a little extra to every movie that includes one on their credits. This week’s Chuckle Tape Thursday is dedicated to five of the Rodfree’s household favorite films. So sit back, relax, and get your chuckle on. (Btw… a few of the videos have naughty […]
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Here is a little comedy to brighten up your day. Check out the image here and, while you are at it, go to our tag cloud and view our COMEDY category for a bunch of great laughs every day of the week. Keep on reading News Burner!
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Ah the iPad… the revolutionary, technological monster that has taken over the homes of many Americans. What can be said about this Apple product that has not been said before… just ask College Humor. Brilliance… sheer brilliance.
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