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Donald Sterling Mistress Says: “We Don’t Like Black People”

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If this isn’t a case of the pot calling the kettle black, not sure what is. The visor wearing mistress of embattled Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling calls black people “crazy” and “stupid” in a video she made for a reality-show pilot about — wait for it — gold diggers. V.Stiviano, who secretly taped […]

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Karl Rove’s Insane Assertion That Hillary Has Brain Damage

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The last time many of us saw Karl Rove was on Election night 2012, when Fox News Anchor Megyn Kelly called him out asking, “are these your numbers Karl” as Rove squirmed about the set in denial that President Obama had won his second term. Now the man who many believe has been lying to the […]

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#myNYPD Twitter Campaign Backfires In #EpicFail

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New York’s Finest are not always New York’s brightest and that was surely the case yesterday when the department’s new social media outreach program backfired terribly on Twitter. In what turned out to be a disastrous attempt to utilize social media to connect with the community, the NYPD Twitter page asked people to post pictures of themselves interacting with police officers in the […]

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High School Student Suspended For Asking Out Miss America

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A very brave high school student in Pennsyvania was suspended this week for asking Miss America to his senior prom. Patrick Farves stood up in front of his entire school and asked the current Miss America Nina Davuluri to the annual end of the year high school dance Thursday night. But Patrick’s courageous stunt earned the Central York High School senior a […]

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Donald Trump Remembers “The Late Jimmy Carter” – Who Is Still Alive

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Moments before saying that the Chinese “respect smart people” and “don’t respect stupid people” – Donald Trump proved why he is not very well respected in China. Trump’s stupidity was on full display at CPAC as he made reference to the “late Jimmy Carter” – problem is Carter is still alive. The misinformed millionaire who likes […]

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Ravens Running Back Ray Rice Knocks Out Fiancee

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So the play went something like this: “hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle this time Ray Rice knocks out his girlfriend right the middle,”of an Atlantic City casino. A police report alleges that Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice knocked out his fiancée and dragged her across the floor. Police charged both Rice and […]

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Iraqi Suicide Bomb Class Ends Early As Teacher Accidently Blows Up Students

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Class was dismissed a little early on Monday at a school for would-be suicide bombers. “Excuse me, but what does this red button do?” Might have been the last words spoken at the class of suicide bomb makers just outside of Baghdad on Monday. The Inspector Clouseau of suicide bombers accidently blew up himself and 21 of his […]

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Oops, Fifth Ring Fails In Olympic Opening Ceremony

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It’s official, the Sochi Olympics are a four ring circus The traditional five Olympic rings that make up the Olympic symbol were reduced to four at the Sochi opening ceremony on Friday, when a technical glitch meant the fifth ring failed to open. Five glowing snowflakes floated to the top of Fisht arena and started transforming into the […]

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Texas Jury Goes Easy On Dallas Cowboy Player Who Killed Teamate

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It looks like a Texas jury was loaded with Dallas Cowboy fans as it sentenced former Cowboy Josh Brent to only 180 days in jail and probation Friday for causing the December 2012 crash that killed his teammate and best friend Jerry Brown Jr. In addition to a 10-year suspended sentence, Brent was ordered to pay a $10,000 fine. The […]

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Dwayne Wade Fathers New Child But Not With Fiancee Gabrielle Union

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NBA star Dwayne Wade has fathered his third child – but what’s suprising some about the news was that the baby’s mother is not his girlfriend of the last 4 years. Wade and actress Gabrielle Union recently were engaged after dating for about 4 years – but the child, who is now only a couple of […]

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Duck Dynasty Star Booted From Show For Anti Gay Comments

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The A&E channel says “Duck Dynasty” patriarch Phil Robertson is off the show indefinitely after condemning gays as sinners in a magazine interview. In a statement Wednesday, A&E said “We are extremely disappointed to have read Phil Robertson’s comments in GQ, which are based on his own personal beliefs and are not reflected in the […]

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Racist Fox News Anchor Megyn Kelly Claims Santa And Jesus Were Just A Couple Of “White Guys”

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  This just in: Fox News Channel will send anchor Megyn Kelly to the West Bank, in the heart of Palestine to find white guys to back up her claim that Jesus was white. Kelly will then continue her special report by traveling to Istanbul to find more white guys that look like Santa Claus. The Fox […]

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British Co-Eds Dress As Burning Twin Towers – Win “Best Dressed” Prize

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    Making light of the worst terrorist attack in our nation’s history, last week’s Halloween festivities saw two college students from England dress as the burning Twin Towers. To make things worse, they won a costume contest, the U.K. Sun is reporting. Amber Langford and Annie Collinge, both 19-year-old students at the  University of Chester, donned matching costumes […]

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Stephen A Smith Drops N-Word During Daytime Show On ESPN

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  What’s good for the goose is not always good for the gander. At least not at ESPN. Resident blabber mouth and “First Take” host Stephen A Smith blurted out the phrase ‘Nigger please” during Wednesday morning’s show. During a heated segment with co-host, Skip Bayless, the two were debating where Kevin Durant falls in the pecking order of NBA players. […]

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Emmy Producers Overlook Two Iconic Television Actors For “In Memoriam” Tribute

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In Hollywood, it’s not always what you did over a 50 year career but who has done what lately. The Emmys’ executive producer yesterday callously defended the decision to  honor five TV figures who died in the last year — including tragic “Glee” actor  Cory Monteith, who was only on television for 3 years — while  ignoring […]

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Drug Dealer Says “Lamar Odom Bought Over $50K Of Cocaine In Last Three Years”

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A man claiming to be Lamar Odom’s drug dealer said he’s done $50,000 worth of business with the troubled NBA star over the past three years. In an interview with Radar Online, the self-proclaimed “mystery man” said that Odom, 33, has a “huge problem and he has a very addictive personality. It is becoming worse as you […]

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“Do You Know Who I Am” Line Fails Actress Emma Roberts At SoHo Bakery

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Ahh, how I love hearing stories about celebrities using the old “do you know who I am line” and regular folk saying “who gives a rats ass.” Well, that’s exactly what happened  outside the Domonique Ansel Bakery in Soho yesterday when actress Emma Roberts tried to cut the line to get her hands on a half donut, half […]

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Fox Anchor Can’t Fathom Why A Muslim Wrote A Book About Jesus

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I want to clarify, you’re a Muslim, so why did you write a book about the founder of Christianity? ~Lauren Green to Reza Aslan And so started the greatest interview Fox has ever aired (online). Ever. By ‘greatest’ I of course mean ‘most Islamophobic, cringeworthy and base’. Jesus Christ (no pun intended), this was a […]

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MultiMillionaire Spike Lee Asking Fans To Fund His Movies

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New York Post movie blogger Kyle Smith destroyed filmmaker Spike Lee in a column on their website today. The “Do The Right Thing” director, who happens to be a multi-millionaire is asking fans to fund his next film project on Kickstarter. Smith rips the Brooklyn born Lee for asking fans to fund his next movie without any chance […]

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Weiner Cooked Again – Admits To Sending Lewd Photos to 22 Year-Old

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Disgraced former New York congressman Anthony Weiner has admitted to carrying on an X-Rated online relationship with a 22 year-old just months after he was forced to resign from office. Weiner, who left office back in 2011 after he admitted to sending photos of his penis to several young woman, came clean about his newest sex scandal […]

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Oakland TV Station KTVU Incorrectly Names Asiana Crash Pilot As “Sum Ting Wong”

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An Oakland TV station was apparently tricked into giving racially insensitive fake names for the pilots of the Boeing 777 that crash landed at a San Francisco airport on Saturday. News anchor Tori Campbell of KTVU  said on the air Friday that the Asiana jet crew, flying from Seoul, consisted of “Captain Sum Ting Wong,” “Wi Tu Lo,” “Ho  […]

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Shameless Fans Sell James Gandolfini Funeral Programs On eBay

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In the ultimate show of disrespect, some fans of James Gandolfini were trying to make a quick buck by auctioning off funeral programs of the late actor. Less than 24 hours after the actor who played mob boss Tony Soprano was laid to rest,  morbid profiteers took to the internet to cash in on the death of […]

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Chris Christie Selfishly Spends 12 Million In Tax Payer Money To Hold Special Election

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Back in 2009, when Governor Chris Christie was asked if he would hold a special election if New Jersey Senator Frank Lautenberg were to pass away – the once budget conscious Republican governor said that he would never hold a special election to replace the senator because it would cost tax payers around 10 million dollars. Today, Christie […]

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Hitler Tea Kettle Now Available At JCPenny

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The new Michael Graves designed tea kettle at JCPenny is causing quite a stir – but not for it’s cool touch handle or it’s sleek design. A billboard on the 405 in Los Angeles that is advertising the little tea pot, is causing motorists to look twice due to it’s remarkable resemblance to Adolf Hitler. Social […]

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Rutgers President Robert Barchi Hires Former Abusive Coach As Athletic Director

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Last month University of Rutgers president Robert Barchi sounded like a complete imbecile during his press conference of fired Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice. Besides admitting that he never looked at the tape of Rice kicking and screaming at his players, Barchi also admitted that he still gets lost going to work in the morning on the […]

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