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Fox Anchor Can’t Fathom Why A Muslim Wrote A Book About Jesus

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I want to clarify, you’re a Muslim, so why did you write a book about the founder of Christianity? ~Lauren Green to Reza Aslan And so started the greatest interview Fox has ever aired (online). Ever. By ‘greatest’ I of course mean ‘most Islamophobic, cringeworthy and base’. Jesus Christ (no pun intended), this was a […]

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No Political Group Should Be Tax Exempt

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Let’s get a few things out of the way right quick. I, like you, think the IRS is in the wrong here for their recent targeting of conservative groups. I, like you, thought this was wrong when it was done to liberal groups under the Bush administration as well. Political proclivities aside, if, on the […]

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World’s First 3D Gun Successfully Fired Because America

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It’s here. Finally. The day we’ve all been waiting for. By ‘we’ I more or less mean 2nd amendment enthusiast. Oh, you (very selective) lovers of (very selective) freedom are in for a whopper of treat. At long last someone was able to successfully shoot a gun created by a 3-D printer!   AMERICA. WE […]

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Dr. Kermit Gosnell And The Trial No One Is Covering

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According to Dr. Daniel Conway, a Philadelphia neonatologist, babies with a gestational age of 27 to 30 weeks have an 85 percent chance of survival, and a low risk of serious disabilities. Some put the chance of survival up above 90% at 30 weeks. 30 weeks being 7 and a half months. As it stands now, the law of land […]

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The Slacktivism Of The Equal Sign

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Slacktivism (slaktəˌvizəm) noun Actions performed via the Internet in support of a political or social cause but regarded as requiring little time or involvement – If your profile picture on Facebook or Twitter is a red/pink equals sign, you are a slacktivist. Slacker+activist=you (Note that the equation is weighed extraordinarily heavily on the slacker side, […]

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Drones: America’s Sweethearts

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It’s the kind of unrequited love that makes you cast logic aside. The sort that has you making the silliest of decisions. Ones you never thought possible. The type that wraps you up tight in its warm, safe embrace. America and her drones. It’s been a true whirlwind romance so far. Just like any relationship in its […]

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Tax Relief For Hurricane Victims In Select NY & NJ Counties

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Superstorm or hurricane, call it what you want. Either way, what barreled down on the northeast this past October was immense and utterly devastating. With quite a few Governors along the coast declaring states of emergency, the storm ended up becoming one of the costliest in U.S. history. What’s passed is past right? No. In addition to […]

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Kim Jung Un Lied To Rodman, Would ‘Do War’

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North Korea is a joke. A particularly malnourished one as it were. I mean who else, on the planet Earth, would not only welcome Dennis Rodman into their country but actually touch Dennis Rodman? Kim Jung Un would. He and his pops Kim Jung Ill (typo on purpose) shared a love for the Jordan-era Bulls. […]

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White House Cancels Tours, Keeps Calligraphers

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“This is really what the White House is all about. It’s the “People’s House.” It’s a place that is steeped in history, but it’s also a place where everyone should feel welcome. And that’s why my husband and I have made it our mission to open up the house to as many people as we […]

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Rand Paul Returns Money To Treasury, Remains Great At Getting Publicity

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Just as last year and in what amounts to largely just free publicity, Kentucky Senator Rand Paul mocked up one of those big ol’ lottery style checks which he’ll send to the Treasury. A check for his office’s surplus operating budget. Last year he returned $500,000, also on a steroid injected check, and this year’s surplus came to $600,000, […]

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On The Distrust Of Government

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For better or worse Americans continue to not trust politicians and the government very much. Perhaps because some of the sleeping have awoken and started to pay a thimble’s worth of attention. Perhaps because a poor economy naturally leads to distrust. Perhaps because we’re on the verge of some sort of political revolution (unlikely, but think more […]

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A Meteor Hit Russia And Bruce Willis Did Nothing

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Chelyabinsk, Russia. My old stomping ground* doing it Armageddon style (*not really). Well, Armageddon in the sense that a meteor hit it, which in the Michel Bay movie was pre-bang to the larger Texas sized one that was to destroy earth. Not Armageddon in the sense that Bruce Willis (of The Whole Ten Yards fame), Ben Affleck (of […]

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Charity Fight At Gleason’s Gym Featuring Orion Mims

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Orion Mims doesn’t do things the easy way. He actually doesn’t seem to do anything easy given his athletic feats. That extends to his philanthropic work. Can’t just cut a check and take a photo op like any other schmo. In case you’re unfamiliar with who I’m talking and what he’s done, here’s a brief […]

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The War On Drugs, Fake Pot And Portuguese Policy

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Few things better illustrate the utter ridiculousness and paramount failure of the American War on Drugs than the advent of synthetic marijuana. Well, either that or the trillion or so dollar price tag over the last 4 decades. Or that the trillion dollars and 45 million drug arrests since 1971 accomplished basically nothing (except overcrowding prisons) considering that illicit drug use has been on the rise since 2002 and pot […]

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North Korea’s Awesomely Bizarre Missle Threat Against U.S.

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  If there’s one thing North Korea does well, aside from suppressing freedom, gulags and food shortages, it’s propaganda. Given that, the incredibly ironically named, Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, just put out another gem. The video, uploaded by North Korea’s official website, Uriminzokkiri, starts with a (hungry) North Korean sleeping. In the foreground sits a DSLR […]

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Ray Lewis’ First Career Sack Was On Jim Harbaugh

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Shortly after the Browns left Cleveland and shortly before Ray Lewis was arrested on a murder charge, the Ravens linebacker notched his first sack. Normally these sorts of things are memorable to the sacker and really no one else, I assume. However, the first in the illustrious career of the Maniac Manslaughterer from Miami U […]

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Caleb Moore Dies From Injuries Sustained At X Games

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This was supposed to be an article about how much I loathe the X Games. About the deep seated disdain of the unironic mountain hipsters who flock to Aspen for their devastatingly expensive/inevitably mediocre views of the action. Then I was going to point out the irony of those statements by mentioning; 1) I’ve partaken […]

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The Inauguration, God & Politics

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First, the invocation. …I believe in a president whose religious views are his own private affair, neither imposed by him upon the nation, or imposed by the nation upon him as a condition to holding that office… ~John F. Kennedy, September 12, 1960 Then, the Tabernacle Choir performs ‘Battle Hymn of the Republic‘. Glory, glory, hallelujah. […]

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The Epic Manti Te’o Girlfriend Hoax [Update]

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Like most red blooded Americans, I loathe Notre Dame football with a fire that burns with the heat of a thousand suns. But, ya know, the whole Manti-Te’o’s-girlfriend-and-grandmother-dying-within-24-hours thing really tugged at my heartstrings. I do have those. Heartstrings. Metal ones. Man heartstrings. It was inspiring, his performance in the wake of such earth shattering tragedy. […]

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Video Games And Violence

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In keeping with the dog and pony show spirit of American political discourse and decision making, Vice President Biden recently met with video game industry representatives to chat about violent video games, guns and cheat codes (for the grandkids). This, of course, part of the storied tradition of due diligence in crafting policy. Who can […]

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Fiscal Cliff Failure And Other Fun Cliffs To Look Forward To

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For all intents and purposes the fiscal cliff deal that was reached in the baby blue eyed hours of the new year accomplished close to nothing. A paltry kick of the can at best, it serves as a stop gap measure to merely save American face for a touch longer. A brief refresher as to […]

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Orion Mim’s Charity Fight At Gleason’s Boxing Gym

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9 Ironmans 24 70.3s 12 Olympic distance triathlons 9 marathons Just typing that list makes me feel like the laziest slouch that’s ever walked the earth. I’ll be honest, I didn’t even type it. I copied and pasted it from the website of one Orion Mims (number of Ironmans & 70.3’s updated from an interview […]

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Phil Dawson Makes Pro Bowl After 14 Seasons

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Phil Dawson. Just go back and re-read that name. Bask in it. I’ll wait a quick sec. Beautiful, let’s move on. If you’re not from Cleveland, first of all you’re an idiot and need to have a chat with your parents about how they’ve failed you so miserably, secondly, you probably don’t know that Phil […]

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Russian Parliament Approves Anti-U.S. Adoption Bill

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Recently America passed a piece of legislation called the Magnitsky Act. Its namesake, Sergei Magnitsky, blew the whistle on large scale tax fraud perpetrated by Russian government officials. For his efforts, he was subsequently tossed in prison where he was allegedly beating, tortured and not given proper medical care until he died almost a year later. […]

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On Christmas Traditions/The War On Christmas

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Lo, the splendor of well adorned evergreens, the bountiful largesse beneath the tree and the yule log aflame warming the hearts and souls of all around. ‘Tis the season (to be jolly (fa la la la la la la la la)). In the spirit of the season, I’ll be giving you all some knowledge on Christmas’s past. […]

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